What do children say about marriage?
Kids say the funniest things – especially about marriage and love! Here are some of our favourite quotes from children on the subject of marriage…
What is the right age to get married?
“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.” Camille, age 10
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.” Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mum and dad both have in common?
“Both don’t want any more kids.” Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” Martin, age 10
When is it ok to kiss someone?
“When they’re rich.” Pam, age 7
“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” Curt, age 7
“The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.” Howard, age 8
Is it better to be single or married?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.” Anita, age 9
How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?” Kelvin, age 8
How would you make marriage work?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.” Ricky, age 10
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